The Holy Empire of Non Hippies is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 664 million Non Hippiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Non Hippiesian economy, worth 37.6 trillion CADS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,585 CADS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Non Hippies, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Non Hippies's national animal is the Blood Thirsty Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Non Hippies is ranked 22,236^th in the world and 61^st in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 112.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.